Kids are cute so that their parents will not eat their young

On my brothers behest, I watched the movie High Tension. It was sick and twisted, so of course I loved it. I was warned not to eat whilst watching this flick, now I am warning you. Avoid eating that tasty lasagna until AFTER the film. Upon completion of the movie, I started it over from the beginning to truly savor the experience. It was just that good.
I went to pick my cub up from daycare before work today and another child was playing with a skateboard. Yes you guessed it. Flipping out of control, the board smashed into my ankle as I walked past. The little angel was more upset about it then I was. That is their saving grace. They are all far too cute to get upset with. I spent my entire night at work limping horribly. Sigh.